Note: Last night Write On Writing Group prompt was to write a One-act play. This is what I came up with.
Act 1
Scene 1
The interior of a
PitStop Full-Service Station at dusk of a summer night. LEIA, a
twenty-something female with thick-framed glasses and an orange and blue shirt
is behind the counter. MATT, a skinny
nineteen-year-old, is mopping the floor in front of the freezers.
MATT
I bet some guy did
this job in the 70s after watching Star Wars, and thought, you know by 2026,
there will be a robot cleaning the floors at gas stations, so he could be out
having fun.
LEIA
Except he probably
never considered that then he wouldn’t have a job and couldn’t afford to have
fun.
MATT
You don’t have to
have money to have fun. You know, we’re both off tomorrow night, I could show
you…
LEIA
I’m not going out
with you. Ever.
MATT
Why not?
LEIA
First, you have been
out of high school for like two weeks. Maybe you’re legal, but it’s still kind
of creepy.
MATT
I have an early
birthday, so I am old for my class.
LEIA
Second, I have spent
ten hours each of the last four days working within ten feet of you, so the
last thing I want to do on my night off is spend it with you. No offense, but I
have heard every angle of your latest video game victory seven times already,
and I have told you about my roomate’s stinky boyfriend ten times, so I don’t
think we have anything more to say to each other.
(MATT puts his
head down, moves down the aisle with his mop bucket)
MATT
You know what made me
think about Star Wars…
LEIA
Don’t…
MATT
I mean, were your
parents really big fans? Did they go on their first date and watch that movie?
I know there are fads, but I think you’re the first person I have ever met with
the actual name of Leia.
LEIA.
You want the truth?
MATT
Why would I want a
lie?
LEIA
Neither of my parents
has ever seen Star Wars. They just saw the name in a baby book, didn’t bother
to find out if there was a famous fictional princess with that same name, and
then doomed me to be drooled over by every dorky teen boy for the next
twenty-four years.
MATT
Really?
(A customer enters
wearing a ballcap over his eyes and heads to the back of the store where there
is a restroom. Matt leans on his broom handle, waiting for the customer to
disappear into the restroom.)
MATT
You’re messing with
me.
LEIA
Am not. You want to
hear another wild one? I haven’t watched Star Wars either. Not one second of
the ten billion movies they have made.
MATT
Cripes. (He mops
more actively) I don’t think I could date someone who hasn’t seen Star
Wars.
LEIA
Is that really all it
took? I should have introduced myself with that information, it would have
saved me from denying you every night since you started here.
MATT
It hasn’t been every
night.
(The bathroom door
opens, the customer rushes out with a ski mask on and a knife in his hand. He
runs to the counter.)
CUSTOMER
Give me all the
money!
LEIA
Are you robbing us
with a knife? Hey Matt, this guy is trying to rob us with a knife.
MATT
Is it a long knife?
LEIA
No, normal size.
CUSTOMER
Shut up! Give me the
money.
(Matt comes to the
front of the store)
MATT
I mean he’ll have to
hurdle the counter to even get to you with that thing.
CUSTOMER
Shut up! I’ll come
after you.
MATT
Well, I don’t have
any money, and I am pretty lethal with this broomstick.
LEIA
Here (she drops
small wad of bills on the counter). You can take this for your trouble.
CUSTOMER
What’s that?
LEIA
The money from my
drawer.
CUSTOMER
That’s not even a
hundred bucks. Where’s the rest of it?
MATT
Hah, this guy thinks
there’s more cash. That’s almost as crazy as a girl named Leia never seeing
Star Wars.
(the Customer
returns his attention to Leia)
CUSTOMER
You haven’t seen Star
Wars?
LEIA
Not once. Do you want
the money, or not?
CUSTOMER
Is there a safe or
something?
LEIA
Hey, it’s 2026, man.
Sixty percent of our customers pay at the pump, and of the forty percent who
come in, ninety percent of them pay with a card. Only the dinosaurs use money.
There’s never more than a hundred dollars in here.
CUSTOMER
What if someone comes
in and wants to break a hundred-dollar bill or something?
MATT
SOL. You might as
well take a pack of cigarettes or something, because PitStop is going to claim
you took over a thousand dollars, whether you did or not.
CUSTOMER
What? That’s not
fair.
LEIA
Not fair? You’re at a
gas station, you think anything here is fair? We’re all on the bottom rung of a
ladder with only a few rungs, but the next rungs are way beyond our reach.
Everything here is overpriced, overtaxed, and generally cheaply made. The
people profiting are the oil guy, the stockbroker, and the politician.
CUSTOMER
Yeah, but why would
they say I took a thousand dollars?
LEIA
So, the insurance
company will pay up. All I’ll do when you leave is hit a button, and the
machine will print a receipt of sales for the cops. It’s bogus, the cops know
it, but they don’t care.
MATT
Plus, then it’s grand
larceny. You’ll do 10-to-15 years instead of spending a couple of nights in lockup.
CUSTOMER
Seriously.
(They all look at
each other for a few moments.)
LEIA
Well, do you want the
money?
CUSTOMER
I’ll take a pack of
Marlboros, too.
(Leia puts a pack
on the counter, and the Customer takes it and runs out)
MATT
I didn’t think he’d
take it. Wait till he figures out that half of it was monopoly money.
LEIA
Grand larceny, where
did you come up with that?
MATT
Hey, he bought it,
didn’t he?
LEIA
I guess I better call
it in. Idiot. That guy comes here all the time and pays with his credit card.
It’ll take them ten minutes to track him down.
(Matt goes back to
mopping).
MATT
What if I bring Star
Wars over to your place? We could do that on our first date.
LEIA
Keep dreaming.
(A new customer
comes in, picks up a pack of gum and a candy bar.)
CUSTOMER #2
Can you break a
hundred?
(Leia shakes her head).