Wednesday, November 16, 2022

Write On Prompt: The Secret Teapot

 



Note: Tuesday Night’s prompt at Write On was to tell a story of finding a surprise in the teapot picture above. I admit that I spent a lot of time setting up and to get to a conclusion, I rushed a bit. I still like this as a decent idea.

 

The house was tucked into the back of a corner lot behind a line of evergreens and unkempt shrubbery at the intersection of Dent Street and Avenue D. Cars lined the ‘T’, parked for the estate sale of the late Ms. Bloom, a lifetime single resident of Jordan and a well-known buyer of everything antique. For years, she’d crept through garage sales or auctions in her floor-length denim dresses, her hair pressed straight to her bony skull, and her glasses slid just so on the edge of her nose. She’d stowaway with rare glassware, cradle animal figurines, lug books, grab small furniture, and even dirty her hands by grabbing rusty tools – a hammer here, a wrench there, maybe a jigsaw, and so on. You name it, Ms. Bloom was interested.

Then she died, and every collector, every hoarder, every curious cat in the town wanted a rare glimpse of her life’s work. Her collection. For no one could ever remember being in her house. She didn’t have friends to speak of, just folks she nodded at during sales, her only comment usually being “There’s weather today.” No one was exactly sure what she meant by that, but it wasn’t a lie. There was weather every day.

Jordan Estate Sales had first crack at the house and the treasures inside, spending two months sifting through countless boxes of heirlooms, emptying drawers, clearing off shelves, and looking under beds and couches to find every last bit. Pricing was another thing. Some of the stuff was junk, but most of it was valuable. The odd thing was that there wasn’t two of anything. She didn’t have sixteen dog figurines. She had one. And one cat. One goat. One zebra. One of pretty much every animal that stumbled onto the ark all those centuries ago. The same could be said for every other kind of item. One rare glass. A German-made cuckoo clock. A flashy motor oil sign. The list was endless, but each item unique.

Helen got wind of this sale from Patty, her only friend at the downtown bank office where both worked as tellers. Patty knew the folks with Jordan Estate Sales and said this was one sale not to be missed. Everyone needed to get something from Ms. Bloom’s unique collection. Helen decided, she might need more than one, and so she recruited her husband, Eddie, to go with her. They arrived ten minutes before the start of the sale, and already the line at the front door was down the small path that led between the evergreens to the sidewalk along the intersection. They waited patiently as a dozen folks were admitted at a time.

“I can’t believe you dragged me out of bed on a Saturday for this,” Eddie complained, his hands buried in his blue jean pockets, his ball cap turned backward.

“It’s 9 AM, you have no business still being in bed,” Helen said. They had been married for two years of bliss and three more years since then. Neither were unhappy with the marriage, but that was the best that could be said about it.

When they finally made the front door, they could see that tables had been setup through the house’s tiny rooms, each filled items, and the space left to walk was miniscule. It was a display of human bumper cars as people clawed through items, and pushed to get to the next room.

Helen and Eddie split up once inside, Eddie gravitating toward a table of tools while Helen floated from one room to another, filled with the bliss of discovery. Not one thing caught her attention at first, instead she was overwhelmed by the enormity of the collection.

Finally, in a back bedroom, hidden among a collection of glassware that included pig salt and pepper shakers, a huge platter with a cornucopia printed on top, and numerous other objects, she found the teapot. It was white with blue flowers and a black metal handle. It didn’t seem rare, or particularly unique, but something about it spoke to her. The tag said two dollars, and she snatched it into her hands. On the bottom was a pink Post-It note and scribbled in blue cursive was the words “The Secret Teapot.”

***

Eddie ended up buying more than Helen, she only had the teapot. He had a socket set, a wrench, a pair of jumper cables, and an old transistor radio. He piled it in the backseat of their Jeep. Helen held on to the pot, not wanting it to break.

As they drove, she held it with care, loving the feel of it in her hands.

“Did you open it?” Eddie asked.

“Open it?”

“Yeah, sometimes there are treasures inside.”

“Hmm.” She lifted the lid. Another pink Post-It was inside with the same blue ink. She read it once with unbelieving eyes.

“What does it say?”

“It says,” she began. “It says, ‘Eddie is sleeping with Patty instead of going bowling on Thursday nights.’”

Eddie slammed the brakes.


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